Monday, July 28, 2008

Largest Storm Of All

Storm Large has got to be the hottest female rocker. Ever. Her voice is nothing short of spectacular. She can dive into a mosh pit and still do it with class. She wears the oddest little things ("little" being the operative word), but she pulls it off every single time. She's so pretty, it's not even funny. Girls wanna be her, and guys just wanna...have fun. I swear, I could listen/look at her all day. Wouldn't you?

When she didn't win top spot on Rockstar Supernova, I was so bummed. What was Tommy Lee thinking, using his brain like that instead of his head like he normally does. Supernova or no Supernova, Storm Large still rocks my socks off. She's a badass with real talent to boot. She's simply amazing.

Here's a Storm original that fans, old and new, would definitely enjoy. Don't forget to turn up the volume now. Check out Magni on guitars and backup vocals, too -- he's such a doll. Note: Parts of the video are pixelized, but who cares?!? She's amazing. Oh wait, I said that already. Another note: this one's not for the faint hearted.

Storm Large & The Balls

I’m sorry about your girl
Little center of the universe
Axis turns the world
And you need a jet to get to her
Oh, the way she moves, attracts all kinds of focus
From all over the room
She smokes, not ladylike
She’s not ladylike

Mister, mister, big and tall
You take the world and spin it
You don’t f*** around at all, no
You’re in it, to win it
Then you can get the gold
And you go make some more
So you can win the girl
'Cuz baby that’s who you’ve been working for

She’s big and she’s proud
And she knows what the world is about

Hey, what the f*** is ladylike
If ladies like to do what the f*** they like
Just like you, yeah, just like you
Look out, man, here comes another one

Well I’m so sorry about your wife
She’s up and off and running
Going on with her own life
Word to your mother, she’s stunning
And there’s a part of you
That’s just a little scared of her
Axis turns the world
And you need a jet to get to her

She’s great and she knows
How to wear the pants and the rest of your clothes

On my knees or on all fours
From underneath
Hear me roar


Tink *~*~* said...

Thanks so much for the introduction to Storm Large. I'd never heard of her before, and just spent half an hour on YouTube getting acquainted.

Tink *~*~*
My Mobile Adventures *~*~*

Jamie said...

I had never heard of her before either, but that is just coming from about two generations across the divide. She is great and that is one powerful song.

frenchkys said...

Glad I could introduce great music to you great people. She's just fabulous, isn't she?

Enjoy! ;)